Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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