The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Sponge bath it is.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
