sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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