The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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