what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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