I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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