my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I have post one night stand depression
Randomize
