Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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