Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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