porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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