"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Randomize
