What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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