So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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