I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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