used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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