cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
