I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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