we have pet lesbian snakes
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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