What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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