i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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