feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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