just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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