I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
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