Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Two words: blizzard sex
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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