when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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