I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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