So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Randomize
