have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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