i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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