He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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