yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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