I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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