I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
