with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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