So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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