so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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