Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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