Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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