so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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