worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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