gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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