I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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