This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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