Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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