So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
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