He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
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