obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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