I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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