week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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