my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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