At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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